As you know, my name is Niamh. As you probably don’t know, my name is actually pronounced “Neev.” It is a strange, Irish name given to me by my strange, Irish mother.

It all began in a farmhouse in Amish Country Pennsylvania, where I was born to an Irish mother and Jewish father. Not because we’re Amish. But my mom wanted a midwife and that’s who was around.

After living in Israel for the first couple years of my life, I moved to LA, where I grew up within a mile radius of The Kardashians (I do not have a mansion or an Escalade). LA is pretty nice, I guess. But perfect weather can get pretty boring.

So, I moved to New York mostly to complain about the weather and having to walk everywhere. Oh, and to make work that relates to people who also like self-aware humor, old lady activities, and literally every single beverage option other than coffee.

I may have skipped a few things but I'm saving them for my future Netflix special. That probably won't be for a while though (or ever), so you should just ask me.